Sweeping Up The Demonic Clippings, vol. PSYCHE TAKES EROS TO CONEY ISLAND FOR SOFT SERVE AND A ROMANTIC STROLL ON THE BOARDWALK

(I’ve had enough of this courtship! I’m going home to hit on girls I’ve known since orbiting around one another’s various embryonic musical outlets during my student days at Queen’s…) “Hold it right there!” “….” “I knew it was you.…

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(I’ve had enough of this courtship! I’m going home to hit on girls I’ve known since orbiting around one another’s various embryonic musical outlets during my student days at Queen’s…)

“Hold it right there!”

“….”

“I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. You was here last night too, wasn‘t you?”

“….”

“You was here and you were smooching with my brother.”

“….”

“Don‘t give me that. You been smooching with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo… …Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff… I could go on forever, baby.”

“….”

“All right… …I believe you. But my Tommy gun don‘t! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.”

“….”

“You gotta do better than that!”

“….”

“Maybe I’m off my hinges, but I believe you. That’s why I’m gonna let you go. I’m gonna give you to the count of three, to get your lousy… …lying… …lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! One! Two!”

*Ka-boom boom*
*Kuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh-boom*

“Ah-hahahahaha-haaa!”

*Kuhkuh-boom*
*Kuhkuhkuhkuh-boom kuhkuh-boom*

“Aaah-hahahahahhah!”

*Kuhkuh-kuhkuh-boom*
*Kuh-boom kuhkuh-kuhkuh-boom*

“Haa-hahahahahaha!”

*Kuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh*
*Kuhkuh-boom kuhkuh-boom*

“Hahahahaha! Three! Happy birthday, yuh filthy animal.”

*Kuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh-boom*

“And a Merry Christmas.”

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